Immortality can be yours....

For the low, low price of stinging the living daylights out of innocent beach goers.

That's right. There's an immortal species of jellyfish. How unfair is that? They don't even have brains. I mean, they do, but you know what I mean. It's not like they understand Shakespeare.

And they're not immortal like they'll come back if you cut them up, they're more like immortal until something kills them. But that's still really awesome.