Monday, August 23, 2010

Dear Customers #1

Please do not ask me for things when you're on your cell phone. It goes like this:

Customer: Yes, Cindy I did ask her to bring the pie, no the other pie- Excuse me miss! No, the other pie, obviously.

Me: Yes? Can I help you?

Customer: Look, I'm looking for- No, Cindy, you're bringing the green beans- Can you find me a blue shirt? No, no, not for the picnic, for that other party Cindy.

Me: What kind of blue shirt?

Customer: A blue shirt. Look, Cindy, you know how I feel about that guy, do not bring him to the party.